Sticky
Skulker

Compendium Entry #8

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Introduction

 

The urban wasteland of discarded chewing gum holds a startling secret. What appears as ordinary gum stuck beneath tables and chairs might be a highly evolved predator, masquerading as mankind’s most common waste. The Sticky Skulker represents perhaps the most widespread City Crab infestation, hiding in plain sight across every metropolis worldwide.

Classification

Common Names: Sticky Skulker, Gum Crab

Family: Reversocrabanidae (Reverse-Carcinization Crabs)

Genus: Urbacrabus (City Crabs)

Species: Adhesivus occultus (Sticky Skulker)

Variety: N/A

Description:

The Sticky Skulker typically measures 1-3 inches across, though its malleable form allows dramatic size variations. Its body consists of a unique bio-polymer matrix that perfectly mimics commercial gum substances. Laboratory analysis reveals an unprecedented molecular structure capable of shifting between rigid and elastic states. The creature can adjust its coloration to match any gum variety, from classic pink to contemporary neon shades.

gum ball crab
chewed gum crab one leg

Special Adaptations

Most remarkably, these creatures synthesize biological compounds identical to commercial gum bases, yet far more advanced. Their adhesive properties exceed any known synthetic material – strong enough to support their weight on any surface, yet instantly reversible. More disturbing still, they can alter their chemical composition to match specific gum brands, complete with artificial flavoring and scent profiles.

NASA documents marked “classified” hint at extensive research into Sticky Skulker bio-adhesives. The exceptional bonding properties observed in certain space station components match known Sticky Skulker secretion patterns. Several aerospace patents reference “biomimetic adhesive compounds” with suspicious similarities to their biological structure.

Behavior and Diet

These opportunistic creatures primarily consume discarded gum, converting it into their own specialized tissue. Their feeding strategy involves mimicry. They position themselves near gumball machines and candy shops, perfectly replicating gum products.

 

The species exhibits unique reproductive behavior. Mating pairs literally merge their bodies, combining their malleable tissue into a single mass that eventually separates into multiple offspring. This process often occurs beneath public seating, explaining many mysterious “fresh” gum deposits in recently cleaned areas.

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blue and red gum crab
chewed gum crab two legs

Habitat

Sticky Skulkers thrive wherever humans dispose of gum. High concentrations appear in shopping centers, movie theaters, and school campuses. 

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gumball machine
wall full of gum with person adding

Interesting Facts:

  • Multiple aerospace companies hold classified patents referencing “naturally occurring elastic polymers”.
  • There are rumors that the iconic character, Monkey D. Luffy, from the popular anime and manga series One Piece, created by Eiichiro Oda, was inspired by this crab. Luffy’s ability to stretch his body like rubber bears a striking resemblance to the Sticky Skulker’s elasticity.