Paper Prowler
(Book Variety)

Compendium Entry #2

book page crab with red tips

Introduction

Among the mysteries of reverse-carcinization, the Paper Prowler stands as perhaps the most elusive. These remarkable creatures have evolved to inhabit our written world, transforming themselves into living, breathing documents. Within the silence of our libraries and archives, they move unseen between pages, carrying secrets we’re only beginning to comprehend.

Classification

Common Names: Book Paper Prowler, Book Crab, Paper Crab

Family: Reversocrabanidae (Reverse-Carcinization Crabs)

Genus: Urbacrabus (City Crabs)

Species: Papyriperegrinus (Paper Prowlers)

Variety: Librus (Book)

Description:

A fully mature Paper Prowler typically extends to 8-12 inches, though specimens found in larger volumes may grow considerably larger. Their cellular structure, which I’ve observed under microscopic analysis, reveals an unprecedented evolution: actual cellulose fibers interwoven with crustacean tissue. This allows them to perfectly replicate any paper stock, from ancient parchment to modern synthetic blends. Most remarkably, they’ve developed specialized chromatophores that can reproduce printed text with perfect fidelity.

book page crab with claws lifted over documents
book with pages and paper parts transforming

Special Adaptations

The Paper Prowler’s primary adaptation is its ability to manipulate its form and appearance. Its body can mimic the texture, color, and even the text of the pages it hides among. This not only serves as a perfect camouflage but also allows the crab to communicate by rearranging the text on its body, creating new messages or coded information.

Government interest in this species is extensive. My investigations have uncovered multiple “special collections” facilities that are clearly Paper Prowler research centers. Consider: how many historic documents have carried secrets not in their text, but in their very substance? How many crucial messages have walked themselves across borders, through security checkpoints, into the highest levels of power?

Behavior and Diet

This crafty crab is known for its stealth and elusiveness. It typically moves around libraries during the hours when they are least populated, scurrying from bookshelf to bookshelf. Their diet consists mainly of paper-damaging organisms, suggesting a symbiotic relationship with their chosen habitat. Most intriguingly, they appear to selectively consume damaged or redundant texts while preserving unique documents.

red claw book page crab
Book paper crab on books within library
stained cardboard style paper crab

Habitat

While Paper Prowlers can survive in any paper-rich environment, they show a clear preference for repositories of significant information. The highest concentrations appear in ancient libraries, government archives, and – tellingly – facilities with high security clearance requirements. They seem drawn not just to paper, but to knowledge itself.

Traditional library book crab habitat
document archives book crab habitat
bookstore book crab habitat

Interesting Facts:

  • Paper Prowlers are believed to have existed for centuries, with sightings recorded in the secret diaries of monks from medieval Europe. The monks reportedly viewed them as guardians of the library and protectors of knowledge.
  • Paper Prowlers have perfected the art of origami. They can fold themselves into a wide variety of shapes and figures. Some scholars believe that they might be the original inspiration behind the ancient Japanese art of paper folding.
  • Despite their paper-eating habits, Paper Prowlers have been found to have a positive effect on the longevity of books. By consuming the damaging bookworms and moisture-absorbing paper fibers, they help in preserving ancient texts and documents.